Handfuls of Hair  

So, here I am trying to come up with an acceptable looking template with a descent looking 3 column layout. Shouldn't be too hard, right? Wrong. For the last four hours I have been toiling, copying and pasting thousands of lines of code into my HTML editor and pulling my hair out. This should be easy - but it isn't - for the same reasons Adobe illustrator isn't easy. Hell, if they put out a comprehensive, user friendly interface everything would fall apart! Web based programmers and designers would be out of work! And that's exactly why the technical trade is a load of shit. The only reason this information is technical is to give you and I a headache. So they can sit on their asses and plug out superfluous bars of code in order to make a living instead of actually getting a job at something a monkey could do. Have fun pulling your hair out.